Friday, May 22, 2009

Battle of the Bratwurst

What up world,

I'm starting to be taunted by my blogging friends for not posting anything. How's this for a post, Brent? Suck it.

I don't have a lot of time to dedicate to today's entry. The Twins have been nothing short of disappointing so far, the Timberwolves lost out of the Ricky Rubio sweepstakes (a slow tear is currently traveling down my face), and the Vikings are mired in yet another Favre controversy. The Minnesota sport's scene is making me depressed.

But there is some amount of brightness on the horizon, and it comes in the form of the Milwaukee Brewers. Every year, once interleague play begins, the Twins go on a tear. We eat our fill of brats and drink our share of Michelob before handing a beat down to Bernie and the rest of the crew. We got started a little bit last night with a collective bitch slap of the Bitch Sox. 20-1! Chicago can suck it. Brent too.

So bring it on Milwaukee. Come on over the St. Croix and get what's coming to you.

-Sota

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